I’ve always been a fine artist.

The media’s job is to question a premise.

Any journalist worth his or her salt wouldn’t trust me.

If I’m successful in fooling a wire service, I don’t really have to do anything else to promote the story.

It would make life much easier if I could have total faith and not question everything all the time, but I can’t do it and I won’t do it.

The media is not just the message. The media is a massage. We’re constantly being stroked, manipulated, adjusted, realigned, and manoeuvered.

We function in a pack mentality. This is our tribe. And this is how we are exploited – sold a bill of goods and a household of products.

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

The media's job is to question a premise.